A collection of prejudgments re: Harmony Korine movies
Some of these are actually just judgments
His movies ask the question “What if Chloe Sevigny was enough?”
Each of his movies originated as Vice photo series pitches but he couldn’t get them to offer him a rate he considered high enough so he pivoted to the big screen.
Last name is pronounced ‘kerr-in’ (I’ve since confirmed this is incorrect).
“I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. You ever seen me without this stupid [skateboard]? That’s weird.”
His movies answer the question “What if Skins had hardly any plot?”
Hot people + bad situations = art
The precise reason for why exactly James Franco is like that
You have to watch all of his movies before you are admitted to an arts high school.
Well, at least the early ones.
His movies ask the question, “What if every music video could be a full length film?”
Tumblr was invented for the express purpose of posting screencaps from his movies.